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Paint

Postby Oso » Fri Sep 19, 2003 12:36 am

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type.

(Not that I have anything against blondes - you could substitute "web designer" or something - J)

She went to the front door of the first house she came to and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage.

The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Honey, does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes," the blonde answered, "And I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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Re: Paint

Postby JW » Fri Sep 19, 2003 2:31 am

Oh man, that hurts! That would be a criminal act, wouldn't it?
Poor bastard!

LMAO ;D
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Re: Paint

Postby Deputy » Fri Sep 19, 2003 8:59 pm

ooooooooooohhhhhh ouuucch.
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Re: Paint

Postby Cherokee_6 » Fri Sep 19, 2003 10:22 pm

thats an oldie but a goodie... ;D ;D
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