Couple in bed and their doorbell rings at 3a.m.
Husband goes to the front door and is confronted by a drung asking him to give him a push.
Husband slams door and returns to bed and relates story to wife who feels sorry for the drunk and tells hubby yo go down and give him a push.
Hubby returns to front door and the drunk is nowhere to be seen so he hollers I'm here to give you a push where are you
Drunk replies out here on the swing.