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bear hunting

PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2003 10:35 pm
by Pipercubfan
> > > > Bear Hunting Story

Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.
He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it.Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake.That was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex." After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter alternative.  So the black bear had his way with Frank.Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead.Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices: Either Imaul you to death or we have rough sex."Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Frank.Although he survived, it took several months before Frank fully recovered.Now Frank was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it.He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder.He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.
The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"






     

Re: bear hunting

PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 4:55 am
by Mr. Bones
i've heard this one before...it's a good one  ;D

Re: bear hunting

PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 6:26 am
by Smoke2much
That is very good indeed ;D

Will

Re: bear hunting

PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 7:09 am
by Polynomial
ouch!!!! very funny . . .

Re: bear hunting

PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 7:53 am
by ozzy72
Now that made me laugh ;D

Re: bear hunting

PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 4:12 pm
by Pipercubfan
hey mr bones, you do know that the 184th bomb wing is now the 184th arw? :( i miss the b-1s

Re: bear hunting

PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 4:23 pm
by flyboy 28
lol. That was good... ;D

Re: bear hunting

PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2003 1:43 am
by BFMF
Nasty, but so damn hilarious!!!! ;D ;D ;D

Re: bear hunting

PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2003 9:34 am
by HerSELF
Big ouch!!!!!


Very funny.

Sarah

Re: bear hunting

PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2003 10:09 am
by Oso
So that is why no one ever asks me to go hunting anymore?


Oso (Bear)