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Teenage granddaughter...

PostPosted: Sun Aug 31, 2003 3:50 pm
by Jared
A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with a very sheer blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!

The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!"and out she goes.

The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is
sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She  explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate...

The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your  rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets."  ;D ;D ;D ::) ;) :) ;D ;D ;D

Re: Teenage granddaughter...

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2003 1:33 am
by ozzy72
That is not an image I want to imagine Jared ;D :P ;D

Re: Teenage granddaughter...

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2003 1:57 am
by Deputy
Mentally scarred for life  >:( >:( >:(

Re: Teenage granddaughter...

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2003 2:03 am
by Polynomial
im blinded by that post . . .  8)

Re: Teenage granddaughter...

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2003 11:17 am
by Tequila Sunrise
Well, I'm off to hang myself :'(

Re: Teenage granddaughter...

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2003 3:49 pm
by Fozzer
...the phrase "Flap-Jacks" springs to mind.... :o...!
...your VERY worst nightmare... :'(...!
LOL...LOL...LOL...!

Cheers...!
Paul
(England).

P.S. ...now the teen-age daughter is something different... :P...?
...DOWN FOZZER... >:(...!
LOL...!

Re: Teenage granddaughter...

PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2003 10:46 pm
by Ronnie
I would rather picture that joke the other way around.  :o :-/

Re: Teenage granddaughter...

PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2003 4:57 am
by Mr. Bones
just read it...and stop thinking about it... :)

Re: Teenage granddaughter...

PostPosted: Wed Sep 03, 2003 8:51 am
by Jared
...the phrase "Flap-Jacks" springs to mind.... :o...!
...your VERY worst nightmare... :'(...!
LOL...LOL...LOL...!

Cheers...!
Paul
(England).

P.S. ...now the teen-age daughter is something different... :P...?
...DOWN FOZZER... >:(...!
LOL...!



lol...gotta love the flap-jacks!

Good one fozzer..

Silly Boy