The truth about eating

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The truth about eating

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Aug 29, 2003 12:42 pm

For those of you who watch what you eat., here's the final word on nutrition and health, and it's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than  the  Canadians, British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer  heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of pirogues, cabbage rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills
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Re: The truth about eating

Postby Sock » Fri Aug 29, 2003 2:19 pm

LMFAS!  Thats good.

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Re: The truth about eating

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Fri Aug 29, 2003 3:42 pm

HAHAHAHAHHAHA! I like that. ;D
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Re: The truth about eating

Postby visitor » Fri Aug 29, 2003 4:09 pm

Pleze hepls with lage eglsh wurds canut read
whell thes srrange lngue!!

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Re: The truth about eating

Postby Polynomial » Fri Aug 29, 2003 6:27 pm

how true how true . . .
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Re: The truth about eating

Postby BFMF » Sat Aug 30, 2003 2:52 am

go figure ;D
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Re: The truth about eating

Postby Mr. Bones » Sat Aug 30, 2003 3:15 am

het Nederlands aan de top!  ;D
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