A SMART blonde!
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 7:49 pmTwo bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps table when a very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet 20 thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said I hope you don't mind, but I feel luckier when I'm nude. With that she stripped everything from the neck down, rolled the dice, and screamed come on! Mama needs some new clothes!
Then se hollered YES! YES! YES! while hugging both of the casino workers...With that she picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed, while the dealers looked dumbfounded at each other.
Finally, one of them asked what did she roll?
The other answered, I thought you were watching!
Moral of the story?
Not ALL blondes are dumb, but most men are perverts! ;D
She said I hope you don't mind, but I feel luckier when I'm nude. With that she stripped everything from the neck down, rolled the dice, and screamed come on! Mama needs some new clothes!
Then se hollered YES! YES! YES! while hugging both of the casino workers...With that she picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed, while the dealers looked dumbfounded at each other.
Finally, one of them asked what did she roll?
The other answered, I thought you were watching!
Moral of the story?
Not ALL blondes are dumb, but most men are perverts! ;D