Blonde Joke #45928137
Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2003 4:17 pmA blonde was speeding down the road in a 35mph zone, well above the posted speed limit.
A local police cruiser pulled in behind her and signaled for the blonde to pull over.
The police officer, who also happened to be a blonde, walked up to the driver's side window and asked to see the woman's drivers license.
After searching in her purse frantically, the blonde driver said to the policewoman, "What's a driver's license look like?"
"You dummy," the police officer said. "It's got your picture on it!"
The driver found a small hand mirror in her purse, and looked at it.
"Aha!" she said. "This must be my driver's license."
The blonde policewoman took the small mirror from the driver and looked at it for a second.
"You're free to go," she told the driver. "For future reference, if I'd known you were also a police officer, we could have avoided this whole mess!"
A local police cruiser pulled in behind her and signaled for the blonde to pull over.
The police officer, who also happened to be a blonde, walked up to the driver's side window and asked to see the woman's drivers license.
After searching in her purse frantically, the blonde driver said to the policewoman, "What's a driver's license look like?"
"You dummy," the police officer said. "It's got your picture on it!"
The driver found a small hand mirror in her purse, and looked at it.
"Aha!" she said. "This must be my driver's license."
The blonde policewoman took the small mirror from the driver and looked at it for a second.
"You're free to go," she told the driver. "For future reference, if I'd known you were also a police officer, we could have avoided this whole mess!"
