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Lots 'o jokes

PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2003 10:26 am
by flyboy 28
This is pretty long.  ;)


Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.

Re: Lots 'o jokes

PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2003 10:52 am
by Smoke2much
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Ps, very funny ones mate.

Re: Lots 'o jokes

PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2003 11:21 am
by visitor
Everyone a winner!!

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Re: Lots 'o jokes

PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2003 5:37 pm
by Tequila Sunrise
the Gandhi one is good ;D

Re: Lots 'o jokes

PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2003 7:12 pm
by goball65
pretty good - lets add another one.

A professor doina a biology study in Africa returned to the US after many years and held a conference with his peers at which time he displayed a collection of palm fronds and expounded on the value of them to the natives in the jungle.

These fronds are used as hut rooves,ground into flour for baking,covering their floors etc and also they are chewed and digested as a laxative.

The moral being 'with fronds like these who needs enemas'