Heard On The Neal Bortz Show

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Heard On The Neal Bortz Show

Postby goball65 » Mon Aug 04, 2003 10:12 am

Teacher to class - When you pass away which part of your body gets to heaven first?

Mary - Your hands as they are always up when you pray.

Mark - It is your soul

Johnny - Your feet.

Teacher why your feet Johnny.

Johnny - Last night I passed my parents bedroom and my mom's feet were way up in the air and she was screaming My God I'm coming I'm coming and if Dad didn't have her pinned down we would have lost her for sure.

The answer to this wasn't given out on the Atlanta radio station, however it was posted to the Neal Bortz website. ;D ;D
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Re: Heard On The Neal Bortz Show

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Tue Aug 05, 2003 7:24 am

wel I saw that one comming ::)
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Re: Heard On The Neal Bortz Show

Postby stormy » Tue Aug 05, 2003 11:35 am

::) ::) ::)"oh is that what was happening when i was a kid and walked by my parents room.. " WOW  WHAT A WAKE UP CALL..........LOL ??? ::) :P :P :P ;) ;DAnd here i was traumatized over this for years and years. :'( :'( :P ::).........lol
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