Wondering
An old guy is sitting on a bus in Los Angeles when a teenager
gets on. The teen's hair is red, green, yellow and orange, and
he has feather earrings.
When he sees the old man staring at him, the colorful youth says
"What's the matter old man? Didn't you ever do anything wild
when you were a young guy?"
The old guy says in reply "Yeah, actually I did. I once dated a
parrot, and I was wondering if maybe you were my kid..."