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Posted: **Thu Jul 31, 2003 5:08 pm**

A Scottish private walked into the pharmacy near his base, pulled a beat-up, mutilated condom out of his pocket, and asked the pharmacist how much it would cost to repair the condom.

The pharmacist replied that including replacing the band and spot welding the holes, it would cost 26 pence, but that for 29 pence, he could sell the private a new one.

The private said, "Aye, that is a weighty decision, I shall be back in two hours with an answer."

Two hours later, The Scotsman returns and said, "The regiment has voted to replace."

Posted: **Thu Jul 31, 2003 6:02 pm**

That's good. Very good.

Will

Posted: **Thu Jul 31, 2003 7:33 pm**

Posted: **Thu Jul 31, 2003 9:57 pm**

Ewww, yet funny. lol

Posted: **Thu Jul 31, 2003 10:43 pm**

Being of Scottish decent I find this;
Logical!!
And mildly amusing!

X
Brad

Posted: **Thu Jul 31, 2003 10:52 pm**

Very Good

Posted: **Fri Aug 01, 2003 3:52 am**

GROOO

. Good joke though

Posted: **Sun Aug 03, 2003 12:35 am**

How disturbing?

Posted: **Sun Aug 03, 2003 12:48 am**

Two hours later, The Scotsman returns and said, "The regiment has voted to replace."

Thats gotta be the best part lol.

Posted: **Sun Aug 03, 2003 2:48 am**

not sure what to think, it was funny, yet wrong, at the same time, confusion...

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