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The New Windows

To: Consumas Outside the Garden State

It has come ta our attention dat a cupola copies of the Windows
XP-New Joisey Edition may have been shipped outsida Joisey. If
ya got one a dese, you may need some help unnerstanin da
commands.

Da Joisey edition may be recognized by da unique openin' screen.
It reads; "Windas XP" wit a background pitcha of Hoboken. When
yous start da program, instead of da usual harpy stringy like
music, you hear a little Springsteen. It's also shipped wit a
Sopranos screen sava.

Changes in Terminology in da Joisey Edition:
OK.........Sure ting
Cancel.....Fugetaboutit
Reset......Start ova
Yes........Yeah
No.........Nah
Find.......Put a contract out on
Browse.....Get a looksee
Back.......U-Toin
Help.......Get your own ansa
Stop.......Knock it off
Start......Move it
Settings...Here's da rules

Please Also Note:
Recycle bin is labeled "Newark"
My computer is called "My Computa"
The Inbox is referred to as "Da Trunk"
Deleted items are referred to as "Wacked", "Erased", or "Rubbed
Out"
Control Panel is known as "The Bosses"
Performing an "illegal operation" is Known as "enhancin da
family business" and will actually maximize da program instead
of shuttin' it down.
Hard Drive is referred to as "Da turnpike on da way to da shore"
Instead of an error message a "You ain't gonna believe dis" pops
up
We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you mistakenly
got a copy of the JOISEY EDITION (NOT). You may return it to
Microsoft for a replacement version. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WIT DAT?

(By da way, spellcheck is a nightmare wit da JOISEY edition dey
still haven't worked out all da bugs)

Hi Stormy;

I was told not to spell words wrong,
even to make a funny

Kimberle'Mare'

I like it

Hi Stormy;

I was told not to spell words wrong,
even to make a funny

Kimberle'Mare'

Hi Kimber:
This is not my joke, I copied it..   .. and as for your little battle with Ken on spelling mistakes.. leave it that way I am not a part of that. as for my bad spelling I never said I was a good speller or highly educated either. I do not give a rats @$$ who spells good or bad on here. And beleive me I get told all the time by Ken about my spelling as well.
Thank you!!!! have yourself a very nice day.
Wendy Leblanc

LOL
Dats the way we talk here in NYC
Never heard dat kind of talk from da NJ residents!

Hey, Stormy!  What happened to your picture?

well i'm in NJ and i take offense.  jk

nah actually its damn funny....i know some people who are exactly like that.,..its scary

Me? well i retain my perfect pronouncation and proper grammer

[quote]Hey, Stormy!

Good joke Stormy. LOL
Computers make no sense to me whatever language the manuals are written in, and as for my spelling well it leaves a lot to be desired.

Sarah

Good joke Stormy. LOL
Computers make no sense to me whatever language the manuals are written in, and as for my spelling well it leaves a lot to be desired.

Sarah

I hear you, spelling and stormy do not mix either.. I once won a contest for the most mis spelled words.. boy did I bury my head fast......lol......
I must admit though I am getting a little better ...

Uh oh...

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