Gay lymie

[Tiptop]

A father watched his daughter playing in the
garden.   He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.

Suddenly she just stopped and
stared at the ground.
          He went over to her and noticed she was
               looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she
asked.
             "They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

"That's a daddy longlegs," her father answered.

"So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little girl asked.
        "No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs." The little girl thought for a moment,

then took her foot and stomped them flat.

"Well, we're not having that sort of shit in our  garden

[Oso]

Pray tell, why would you put the subject of "Gay lymie" on this?

[Tiptop]

Got your attention right..?

[Oso]

Well, if you must insult our Brit friends here you might as well spell it right. I am not sure, but I believe the term came from eating limes to stave off rickets and scurvey during the wooden ship days. So it would probably be "limey" or "limie", but I believe it to be the former.

There are Daddy Long Legs here in the States as well.

And one other point, there is a whole boatload of Brits on this sight. I do not think I would want that many Spits trying to torch my rear end.