An Ostrich Story
Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2003 8:18 pmA man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him,
and as he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their order. The man
says,
"I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich.
"What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time
later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $6.40 please," and
the
man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says,
"I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and the! ostrich says, "I'll
have
the same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact
change.
This becomes a routine until late one evening, the two enter again.
"The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a
steak, baked potato and salad," says the man. "Same for me," says the
ostrich.
A short time! later the waitress comes with the order and says, "That
will be $1 2.62." Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket
and
places it on the table. The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any
longer.
"Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change
out
of your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two
wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, just put
my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money would always be
there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a
million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for
as long as you live!"
"That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the
exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs and! answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with
long legs who agrees with everything I say!"
and as he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their order. The man
says,
"I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich.
"What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time
later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $6.40 please," and
the
man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says,
"I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and the! ostrich says, "I'll
have
the same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact
change.
This becomes a routine until late one evening, the two enter again.
"The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a
steak, baked potato and salad," says the man. "Same for me," says the
ostrich.
A short time! later the waitress comes with the order and says, "That
will be $1 2.62." Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket
and
places it on the table. The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any
longer.
"Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change
out
of your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two
wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, just put
my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money would always be
there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a
million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for
as long as you live!"
"That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the
exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs and! answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with
long legs who agrees with everything I say!"
