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Really now, what is the best insult you ever heard?  Make 'em good too, no cheesy ones.  Mine is below...


Your mother called, she wants me to come over again tonight and help shave her back...

When you ask a young lady if she would like to----
and she answers "Yes but not with you"


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Here is one:

"You remind me of a famous movie star."
"Really? Which one?"
"Lassie."

Godzilla works aswell as lassie.

OH SH** THATS FOUL!!!!!!!

"you're drunk!"

" and you're ugly but i'll be sober in the morning"




And you have my respect if you know who said that.

"you're drunk!"

" and you're ugly but i'll be sober in the morning"




And you have my respect if you know who said that.

Winston Churchill.

You also have to love when a woman told him "If you were my husband I'd poison your tea" and he said  "If I was your husband I'd gladly drink it"

He also said "I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol out of me."



Sorry that its not the insult, but still.

Go up to a girl you can't stand and say, "If you didn't have feet, would you wear shoes? No? Then why do you wear a bra?  ;D

LOL  
That is a good one Ronnie, but i think if u tell that to a girl you are gonna get kicked in the scrotch or something like that.
LOL

[quote]Go up to a girl you can't stand and say, "If you didn't have feet, would you wear shoes? No? Then why do you wear a bra?