Blondes and Aviation: Never Mix The Two
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2003 3:34 pmA beautiful blonde woman was attempting her chopper certification......
She reached 1,000 feet and everything was going
> smoothly.
>
> She reached 2,000 feet. The blonde and the
> Instructor kept talking via
> radio. Everything was running smoothly.
>
> At 3000 feet the helicopter suddenly came down
> quickly!
>
> It skimmed the top of some trees and crash landed in
> the woods.
> The Instructor jumped into his jeep and rushed out
> to see if the blonde
> was okay.
> As he reached the edge of the woods, the blonde was
> walking out.
> "What happened?" the Instructor asked. "All was
> going so well until you
> reached 3,000 feet. What happened then?"
> "Well," began the blonde, "I got cold. So I turned
> off the ceiling fan."
She reached 1,000 feet and everything was going
> smoothly.
>
> She reached 2,000 feet. The blonde and the
> Instructor kept talking via
> radio. Everything was running smoothly.
>
> At 3000 feet the helicopter suddenly came down
> quickly!
>
> It skimmed the top of some trees and crash landed in
> the woods.
> The Instructor jumped into his jeep and rushed out
> to see if the blonde
> was okay.
> As he reached the edge of the woods, the blonde was
> walking out.
> "What happened?" the Instructor asked. "All was
> going so well until you
> reached 3,000 feet. What happened then?"
> "Well," began the blonde, "I got cold. So I turned
> off the ceiling fan."
