The barman say's "No mate, this is a pub. We serve beer, not bread."
The duck replies "OK mate." and walks out.
Five minutes later the duck returns, walks up to the bar and says "Got any bread?"
Looking a little annoyed the barman says "No mate, like I said last time this is a pub. We serve beer, not bread. Go away"
Again the duck replies "OK mate." and walks out.
Five minutes later the duck returns, walks up to the bar and says "Got any bread?"
Really unhappy this time the barman says "No you idiot, this is a pub. We serve beer, not bread. Sod off"
Yet again the duck replies "OK mate." and walks out.
Five minutes later the duck returns, walks up to the bar and says "Got any bread?"
By now the barman is livid with rage. "Listen too me you little yellow piece of poo!" He shouts. "This is a tossing pub. We serve beer, not bread. If you come in again I'll nail your beak to the bar!!!!"
Again the duck replies "OK mate." and walks out.
Five minutes later the duck returns, walks up to the bar and says "Got any nails?"
"No" Says the barman.
"Good," replies the duck, "Got any bread?"
Will
