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I don't mean to make any pilitical statments I just like this joke:

On The Sixth
And on the sixth day god turned to his angles and said: "Today I am going to create a state named Israel, a country with snowed mountains, shiny lakes, huge forests and cliffs watching over the shiny shores. It's people will be the Israelis, and they will be known all around the world".
"Don't you think you are being too generous with this people"- asked the angles.
"Not at all", said god, "Wait and see what kind of neighbours I am going to give them"

Liran Bar, Israel

Liran, you are walking a v.fine line my friend.... Don't blame me if someone comes around and covers your house in marmelade...

Ozzy

LOL I hope it won't happen

well i am out of marmelade. but i have pleanty of BBQ sauce

Liran;

I know how you feel, here in Arkansas we
have to deal with Texas AND Oklahoma
and as a nation, Canada

Just kidding, really

If we could all find common ground to
to laugh on, things would be better!!

My pastor liked it!

X

Well I didn't mean to make a plitical statement... but since you took it like that: "LOL "



Liran Bar, Israel

I know how you feel, here in Arkansas we
have to deal with Texas AND Oklahoma
and as a nation, Canada

I resent that.

Anyway, we should steer clear of Middle-East peace issues even if they are just jokes. Every country has had problems like that (Even Canada) but we should still keep in mind that this is a very sensitive issue for some.

Funny...up in Canada we tell the same joke. Just substitute Canada and Canadians for Isreal And Isrealis.

orenda

[quote]on Today at 12:47pm, visitor wrote:I know how you feel, here in Arkansas we
have to deal with Texas

orenda


Please Quote All My Statement.


If I truly touched a nerve, I am sorry,
It was all in fun, I deeply agree with you as to


X

Aw, but I'm too lazy too,  ;D

Liran;

I know how you feel, here in Arkansas we
have to deal with Texas AND Oklahoma
and as a nation, Canada

Just kidding, really

If we could all find common ground to
to laugh on, things would be better!!

My pastor liked it!

X

[glb]Hey Hey Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy "Easy now.. I happen to be from canada and I'm a good neighbour [/glb]

Easy now.. I happen to be from canada and I'm a good neighbour [/glow]

That is unless you're upset at one of us

Oops, maybe I shouldn't have said that...

lol

That is unless you're upset at one of us

Oops, maybe I shouldn't have said that...

lol

Ya andrew look ouy here comes dooms day your way........lol

hey, that was nice liran  ;)

That is unless you're upset at one of us

Oops, maybe I shouldn't have said that...

lol

Yea, we do have nuclear weapons pointed at all your major cities. Oops, I've said to much. (Orenda swallows cyanide tablet) Damn, this isn't cyanide It's ......................................

(PS: This reminds me of the movie Canadain Bacon, one of John Candy's finest comedies.)