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Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gode. ====================================================

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The consumption of alchohol has NEVER caused me to wonder what the hell happened to my bra and panties!  What am I doing wrong?

[quote]The consumption of alchohol has NEVER caused me to wonder what the hell happened to my bra and panties!

So we can assume, you wear said objects and
are fully aware of where they are???
Please not in front of the kids!

X

In fact the consumption of alcohol is more likely to make me think it is a great idea to put said items on and think it is really funny!

Went to one Rocky Horror night when heavily under the influence.  Nuff said

[quote]The consumption of alchohol has NEVER caused me to wonder what the hell happened to my bra and panties!

I ALWAYS ignore warning labels on bottles of alcohol... ...!

Cheers...HIC... ...!
Paul.
(England...I think...)... ...!