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Asked a blonde what she thought
about sex on television, she replied
"Move the rabbit ears and we'll try it"

Asked a blonde if she smoked after sex
she replied, "I've never looked"

Nearly as bad as...

What is the difference between a blonde girl and a rottweiler?
Rottweilers don't use lip-gloss

What is the difference between a walrus and a blonde girl?
One is fat, has a moustache and stinks of fish. The other is a marine mammal.

What does a blonde girl say after making love?
Do you really all play for the same football team?

How can you tell if a blonde girl has been using your word processor?
Tipp-Ex on the monitor!

Why do blonde girls have bruised bellybuttons?
Because there are blonde boys too!!!

Those are just as bad as;

Why did the Blonde Climb the glass wall?

To see what was on the other side

So then I guess you all know about the two blondes who were crying while standing outside their locked car, and when asked why they were crying, their response was......" There is a rainstorm coming and we can't get in to get the roof up ! "

Whats the similarity between a blonde and a moped?
There both fun to ride intill your mates see you on one.

How many blondes to screw in a lite bulb?

ONE, she holds it up and the world
        revolves aroud her!!

These are even worse:

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
Not everyone's been in a 747!

Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?
Women!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."

So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."

"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."