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Posted: **Mon Jun 30, 2003 2:46 am**

The crofter's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. To keep the father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said:
"Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."
Soon, a lusty baby boy was brought into the world.
"Och!" said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern by...I think there's yet another wee bairn to come."
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a bonnie lass.
"Na, dinna be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, lad...It seems there's yet another one besides!" cried the doctor.
The crofter scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor: "Well, now, mon. Do ye suppose the light's attracting them?"

Posted: **Mon Jun 30, 2003 11:44 am**

I like IT,

Kimber's going to love IT,

She has two sisters, they
were dawn to the same light!
Yes! She's one of a set of three!!

X

Posted: **Mon Jun 30, 2003 3:47 pm**

lol thats a good one.. hey is kimber and her sisters identical ?

Posted: **Mon Jun 30, 2003 8:38 pm**

Stormy;

No, Kimber is about 6 inches taller and
and 30 lbs lighter than her sisters and
the only blonde, she took after her Mom
and Karen and Katie took after their Dad!!
But all 3 are solid 10s,

X

Posted: **Mon Jun 30, 2003 11:34 pm**

[quote]Stormy;

No, Kimber is about

Posted: **Tue Jul 01, 2003 4:45 pm**

i think kimber is about an 11

Posted: **Tue Jul 01, 2003 6:35 pm**

Bob;

i think kimber is about an 11

Yea! But she's 6' 3" and mean!!

X :-X

Posted: **Wed Jul 02, 2003 3:40 pm**

and this comming from her, dad? keep things honest, not partcial! but i agree with the, ummmm not gona continue

Posted: **Wed Jul 02, 2003 5:14 pm**

[quote]Stormy;

No, Kimber is about

Posted: **Wed Jul 02, 2003 5:17 pm**

you are such a brat Andrew.. lol ::)

Posted: **Thu Jul 03, 2003 12:36 am**

Woodlouse:

Kimbers hair is a little darker, she spends a
lot of time in the sun, brother live in Honolulu!
But much lighter than her sis's!

USAF;

Kimber is not my daughter!! She's, well
Let's not continue this! ::)