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> > A young boy asks his father,
> > "Dad, is it ok for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?"
> > Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if
> we
> > didn't....there are all kinds of breasts...depending on a woman's age-In
> her
> > twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her
> thirties
> > to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
> > After fifty, they are like onions"
> > "Onions, Dad?"
> > "Yeah, you see them and they make you cry...." :P
> >
> > Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother,
> > "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"
> > The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter, a
man
> > goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an
> > oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch,
> > flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
> > "A Christmas tree?" ???
> > "Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for
> > decoration..."

Stormy;

You made me do this;

Women should be put in two
groups, workers and breeders.

When they turn 26, they are all
WORKERS!!!!!!

X

Stormy;

You made me do this;

Women should be put in two
groups, workers and breeders.

When they turn 26, they are all
WORKERS!!!!!!

X

ya ya ya.. but you know  we woman know that  the work has to truly be done by us because that is the only way it gets done right..........lolol

No contest!!

X  

[quote]No contest!!

X

I've learned a few things durring my short life, (in compairison to most of yours, probably) and that is never argue with any of the following, girl, partents, teachers, ppl that outrank you... so i gona stick with that  :-X

[quote]I've learned a few things durring my short life, (in compairison to most of yours, probably) and that is never argue with any of the following, girl, partents, teachers, ppl that outrank you... so i gona stick with that

Some of my teachers started a debate in class about US troops in Iraq. He said that US troops were harrasing the Iraqi people. Well I went up to him infront of the class, got in his face. Well I guess what I did next blew the class away, I yelled at him saying American troops are the most loyal and respectful people of this nation, and that anything he had to say bad about them was dispicable. Well I knew I was gonna get in ALOT of trouble for yelling at him. So while he was whipping out the slip to send me to the principal. I told him in my quiet, serious voice that I'll send a letter to every faculty member, and every board of eduacation member saying that you talked about the war and its politics in class (which was banned by the school systems superintendent). Well he said this. "Yes hmm, well I'll keep quiet if you do". He tore up the slip and threw it in the trash.

> > A young boy asks his father,
> > "Dad, is it ok for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?"
> > Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if
> we
> > didn't....there are all kinds of breasts...depending on a woman's age-In
> her
> > twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her
> thirties
> > to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
> > After fifty, they are like onions"
> > "Onions, Dad?"
> > "Yeah, you see them and they make you cry...." :P
> >
> > Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother,
> > "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"
> > The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter, a
man
> > goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an
> > oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch,
> > flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
> > "A Christmas tree?" ???
> > "Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for
> > decoration..."

thank GOD that i'm still 16  8)

Some of my teachers started a debate in class about US troops in Iraq. He said that US troops were harrasing the Iraqi people. Well I went up to him infront of the class, got in his face. Well I guess what I did next blew the class away, I yelled at him saying American troops are the most loyal and respectful people of this nation, and that anything he had to say bad about them was dispicable. Well I knew I was gonna get in ALOT of trouble for yelling at him. So while he was whipping out the slip to send me to the principal. I told him in my quiet, serious voice that I'll send a letter to every faculty member, and every board of eduacation member saying that you talked about the war and its politics in class (which was banned by the school systems superintendent). Well he said this. "Yes hmm, well I'll keep quiet if you do". He tore up the slip and threw it in the trash.

Gee the next time i'm in trouble i'm calling you.......lol  good one

Some of my teachers started a debate in class about US troops in Iraq. He said that US troops were harrasing the Iraqi people. Well I went up to him infront of the class, got in his face. Well I guess what I did next blew the class away, I yelled at him saying American troops are the most loyal and respectful people of this nation, and that anything he had to say bad about them was dispicable. Well I knew I was gonna get in ALOT of trouble for yelling at him. So while he was whipping out the slip to send me to the principal. I told him in my quiet, serious voice that I'll send a letter to every faculty member, and every board of eduacation member saying that you talked about the war and its politics in class (which was banned by the school systems superintendent). Well he said this. "Yes hmm, well I'll keep quiet if you do". He tore up the slip and threw it in the trash.

Gee the next time i'm in trouble i'm calling you.......lol  good one

thank GOD that i'm still 16  8)

LOL I bet hey