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Proper Profanity

PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2003 10:26 pm
by Scorpiоn
There have been ten occasions in history in which use of the "F" word was completely appropriate:

10: How the ~ did you work that out? - Pythagoras, 126 BC
9: It does so ~ing look like her! - Picasso, 1926
8: You want WHAT on the ~ing ceiling!? - Michaelangelo, 1566
7: Any ~ing idiot could understand that! - Einstein, 1938
6: Scattered ~ing showers my ass! - Noah, (Unknown Date)
5: Where did all those ~ing Indians come from? - Custer, 1877
4: Aw c,mon!

Re: Proper Profanity

PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2003 12:36 am
by ChuckMajik
Oh so true.

Re: Proper Profanity

PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2003 4:08 am
by ozzy72
You missed some of my favourites;
Where is all that f***ing water coming from - Cpt. Smith of the RMS Titanic
I thought I could smell f***ing petrol - Nikki Lauda
I don't suppose its f***ing raining? - Joan of Arc
She's only a f***ing secretary - Cecil Parkinson
Let her f***ing drive - Cpt of the Space Shuttle....

Ozzy ;D

Re: Proper Profanity

PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2003 2:09 pm
by Maccers
"He's ~ing got Nukes" :- T. Blair, last month ;D

Re: Proper Profanity

PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2003 2:42 pm
by BFMF
One of my favorites:

Where the ------ are those tomahowks coming from? - Gen Custer and Saddam Husein

;D

Re: Proper Profanity

PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2003 2:46 pm
by BFMF
And the last words out of both Mark & Ken will be:

Running out of ----- room for the wings! ;D

Re: Proper Profanity

PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2003 9:18 am
by Tequila Sunrise
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Proper Profanity

PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2003 9:52 pm
by BFMF
And the last words out of both Mark & Ken will be:


Or something like:

What do you mean I can't fly through that ---- hole?!

;D

Re: Proper Profanity

PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2003 4:04 pm
by Bob Ebophalus
forgive my ignorance, but who is nikki lauder? ??? ???

Re: Proper Profanity

PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2003 7:25 pm
by Lurch
forgive my ignorance, but who is nikki lauder? ??? ???

Nikki Lauda is an ex-Formula 1 driver who was badly burnt in a crash. Also,he's the owner of Lauda Air and now runs the Jaguar F1 Team.