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> > One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and
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> > pinched her on the butt and said,
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> > "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose."  >:( >:( >:( >:(
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> > While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
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> > The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her
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> > breasts and said,
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> > "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
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> > This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by  :'( :'( :'( >:(
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> > his penis. With a death grip in place, she said,
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> > "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the
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> > postman, and the pool man."  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Stormy:

Do you know what rodeo sex is?

while making love, tell your wife her sister
is better than she is and try to hang on for
8 seconds  

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[quote]Stormy:

Do you know what rodeo sex is?

while making love, tell your wife her sister
is better than she is and try to hang on for
8 seconds