Calling in sick for work
Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2002 7:05 amCalling In Sick
Chong calls in to work one morning and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today. I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I not come to work."
The boss says, "You know, Chong, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Chong calls, "Boss, I did what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon. By the way - You got nice house."
Chong calls in to work one morning and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today. I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I not come to work."
The boss says, "You know, Chong, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Chong calls, "Boss, I did what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon. By the way - You got nice house."
Don't think I'll try it though.... My boss is married to a human gorilla..... SCARY!!!!
