Planning

As some here know my good lady wife is abandoning me for 3 weeks as she leaves the country on a course, and I thought I'd show you how proper planning for such events can help in these traumatic times....
First stock the fridge properly (Pete has admitted that his looks like this, what a hero!)

Next alert your neighbours using appropriate signs

Be prepared like all good boy scouts

Make sure you can get home safely

And finally make sure you have suitable survival clothes

She leaves at 05.30 on Saturday, and I'm sorted
Ozzy
First stock the fridge properly (Pete has admitted that his looks like this, what a hero!)

Next alert your neighbours using appropriate signs

Be prepared like all good boy scouts

Make sure you can get home safely

And finally make sure you have suitable survival clothes

She leaves at 05.30 on Saturday, and I'm sorted

Ozzy