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20 weird facts

Postby ozzy72 » Thu May 22, 2003 9:39 am

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home....... maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its  body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig.... can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only land animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(what about that pig!!!)
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Re: 20 weird facts

Postby Maccers » Thu May 22, 2003 10:48 am

I'm sure Space Ace posted these a while ago.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

THATS A DAMN DIRTY LIE!!!1 ;D Its just pro-right propganda brain-washing rubbish to make right handed people feel better about lefties being smarter (I'm left handed by the way 8))
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

This was a point i made against space ace before, the eye-ball is technically part of the brain. So it can't be bigger. :)
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Re: 20 weird facts

Postby BFMF » Thu May 22, 2003 12:15 pm

lol
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Re: 20 weird facts

Postby katana_1000 » Thu May 22, 2003 3:18 pm

hmm,pig,lion,or dolphin....tough choice.
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Re: 20 weird facts

Postby x » Thu May 22, 2003 3:32 pm

Seems I remember something in
the jokes about 3 beers don't turn
a pig into a pilot  :o :o :o
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Re: 20 weird facts

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Thu May 22, 2003 4:22 pm

This was a point i made against space ace before, the eye-ball is technically part of the brain. So it can't be bigger. :)


But if you think about it this way then technically every bit of the body is part of the brain. As they are all connected to the brain with nerves. Which is exactly how the eyeballs are attached to the brain. :P
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Re: 20 weird facts

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Thu May 22, 2003 7:54 pm

LMAO.  ;DI wanna be a piglion, wait a min, 30x50=1500mins/60mins=25Hrs= Certain death >:(
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Re: 20 weird facts

Postby BMan1113VR » Thu May 22, 2003 9:30 pm

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Re: 20 weird facts

Postby Squeek » Sat May 24, 2003 4:31 pm

i was laphin!!!
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Re: 20 weird facts

Postby Threadkiller » Sun May 25, 2003 2:40 pm

I'm sure Space Ace posted these a while ago.


lol i think i did, cant remember... ::)

the pig is sooooo lucky!!!!!!! damn pig!..... btw, ive seen a flyable pig on the CFS2 misc section (not sure, but its here in SimV, thats for sure!) maybe its worth the try on the sim!! ::) ;D
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Re: 20 weird facts

Postby Maccers » Wed May 28, 2003 5:22 pm

Theres a Flying Osama Bin Laden for 2k2, does that count?
(Was it for FS, or OFP??? cant remember!)
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Re: 20 weird facts

Postby GreG » Fri May 30, 2003 3:15 pm

Another one that sounds weird is that the average person lives 2.2 billion seconds, doesn't sound too long does it??

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