New Virus Warning

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New Virus Warning

Postby Lurch » Thu May 29, 2003 9:41 pm

WARNING:A destructive new virus codenamed "work" is doing the rounds.If you receive "work" from your colleagues or boss,via e-mail or from anywhere else,don't touch it under any circumstances.This virus wipes out your private life.Should you come into contact with it put on your jacket,call two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub.Order three beers.After repeating the order 14 times you'll discover "work" has been erased from your brain.
Forward this warning immediately to at least five friends.If you don't have five friends it means you're already infected and "work" controls your life.
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Re: New Virus Warning

Postby Loafing Smurf » Thu May 29, 2003 9:52 pm

All work and no play makes ranger a dull boy
All work and no play makes ranger a dull boy
All work and no play makes ranger a dull boy
All work and no play makes ranger a dull boy
All work and no play makes ranger a dull boy
All work and no play makes ranger a dull boy
All work and no play makes ranger a dull boy
All work and no play makes ranger a dull boy
All work and no play makes ranger a dull boy
All work and no play makes ranger a dull boy
All work and no play makes ranger a dull boy
All work and no play makes ranger a dull boy
All work and no play makes ranger a dull boy
All work and no play makes ranger a dull boy


no beer and TV makes ranger go something something...
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Re: New Virus Warning

Postby Maccers » Fri May 30, 2003 7:35 am

no beer and TV makes ranger go something something...

Go crazy?
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Re: New Virus Warning

Postby Deputy » Fri May 30, 2003 10:57 am

All work and no play makes ranger a dull boy
All work and no play makes ranger a dull boy
All work and no play makes ranger a dull boy
All work and no play makes ranger a dull boy
All work and no play makes ranger a dull boy
All work and no play makes ranger a dull boy
All work and no play makes ranger a dull boy
All work and no play makes ranger a dull boy
All work and no play makes ranger a dull boy
All work and no play makes ranger a dull boy
All work and no play makes ranger a dull boy
All work and no play makes ranger a dull boy
All work and no play makes ranger a dull boy
All work and no play makes ranger a dull boy

(Okay. I get the point.)

no beer and TV makes ranger go something something...
(And, that is?)
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Re: New Virus Warning

Postby Squeek » Fri May 30, 2003 2:17 pm

not bad... i had my tech teach laphing when he read it!
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Re: New Virus Warning

Postby Loafing Smurf » Fri May 30, 2003 3:05 pm

Go crazy?


Don't mind if I doo...!
weaee..wwwahhooooo....ooah...ooah...

*ranger makes faces, sees self in mirror, scares himself and falls down the stairs, then gets knocked unconscious by the time he hits the last step.*
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