Newspaper Profiles.......

[BMan1113VR]

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.


2. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country and make up the stories to prove it.

3. The Washington Post is read by people who think they should run the
country.

4. The Washington Times is read by people who believe God wants them to run
the country, would like to make enough money to understand The Wall Street
Journal, and are comforted every morning knowing those who read the New York
Times are no longer running the country.

5. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but
don't really understand the Washington Post. They do, however, like their
smog statistics shown in pie charts.

6. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the
country, if they could spare the time, and if they didn't have to leave L.A.
to do it.

7. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country
and they did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.

8. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's
running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on
the train.

9. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the
country either, as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably
while intoxicated.

10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there is a
country, or that anyone is running it; but whoever it is, they oppose all
that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are
handicapped minority lesbian feminist atheist dwarfs, who also happen to be
illegal aliens from ANY country or galaxy as long as they are democrats.

11. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country, but
need the baseball scores.

12. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery
store.

[Iroquois]

That's good, although I don't really understand it as I haven't read any of thoes papers. Here's my Canadian version. Well Toronto.

The Globe and Mail is read by people who run the country and are probably too smart for their own good.

The Toronto Star is read by people who like scandle no matter if it's true are not. People who like to read a paper with false stories then like to see it get sued for a billion dollars on liable accusations later on.

The Toronto Sun is read by people who don't care what the heck is going on in the country, they just like to see the bikini clad model on the back page.

The National Post is read by people who want to run the country, but aren't smart enough to read the Globe and Mail.

The Hamilton Spectator is read by homeless people when they happen to glance at the headline while rapping their bottle of wine in it.

The Ottawa Citizen is read by people who run the country, before they tear off a corner and role the peice of paper into a joint.

[BFMF]

LMAO!!!!!