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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Just so that we could make up a bunch of stupid jokes, starting with "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and give really stupid reasons why!

well.....
this road is the boarder line between 2 countries, and during the war the chicken was walkin down this road and decided to defect and join the other country, so hence, it had to cross the road.........

My point exactly!

Ok heres a good list of reasons why....


>> GEORGE W. BUSH
>>
>>
>> We don't know really care why the chicken crossed the road.
>>We just
>> want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or
>>not. The
>> chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no
>>middle
>> ground here.
>>
>>
>> ERNEST HEMINGWAY
>>
>>
>> To die. In the rain. Alone.
>>
>>
>> MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
>>
>>
>> I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross
>>roads
>> without having their motives called into question.
>>
>>
>> GRANDPA
>>
>>
>> In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
>>Someone
>> told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good
>>enough
>> for us.
>>
>>
>> JOHN LENNON
>>
>>
>> Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
>>
>>
>> ARISTOTLE
>>
>>
>> It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
>>
>>
>> KARL MARX
>>
>>
>> It was a historical inevitability.
>>
>>
>> SADDAM HUSSEIN
>>
>>
>> This was an unprovoked act or rebellion and we were quite
>>justified in
>> dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
>>
>>
>> VOLTAIRE
>>
>>
>> I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend
>>to the
>> death its right to do it.
>>
>>
>> RONALD REAGEN
>>
>>
>> What chicken?
>>
>>
>> CAPTAIN KIRK
>>
>>
>> To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
>>
>>
>> FOX MULDER
>>
>>
>> You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more
>>chickens
>> have to cross before you believe it?
>>
>>
>> SIGMUND FREUD
>>
>>
>> The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
>>crossed the
>> road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
>>
>>
>> BILL GATES
>>
>>
>> I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross
>>roads,
>> but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance
>>your
>> chequebook-and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of
>>the
>> chicken.
>>
>>
>> ALBERT EINSTEIN
>>
>>
>> Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move
>>beneath the
>> chicken?
>>
>>
>> BILL CLINTON
>>
>>
>> I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean
>>by
>> chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
>>
>>
>> THE BIBLE
>>
>>
>> And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the
>>chicken,
>> "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the
>>road, and
>> there was much rejoicing.
>>
>>
>> COLONEL SANDERS
>>
>>
>> I missed one?
>

Pretty good ones, I chuckled at a few!