Arthur Davidson of the Harley-Davidson Motorcycle Corp. dies and goes to Heaven. At the gates, an angel tells him, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your motorcycles have changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want to here in Heaven."
Davidson thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang out with God, Himself."
The befeathered fellow at the gates takes Arthur to the Throneroom and introduces him to God.
Arthur then asks God, "Hey! Aren't you the inventor of Woman?"
God says, "Ah, yes."
"Well," says Davidson, "you have some major design flaws in your
invention:
1. There's too much front end protrusion.
2. It chatters at high speeds.
3. The rear end wobbles too much.
4. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.
5. One week every month it doesn't work.
"Hmmm..." replies God, "Hold on!" God goes to the Celestial Computer, types in a few keystrokes and waits for the result. The computer prints out a slip of paper and God reads it.
"It may be that my invention is flawed," God replies to Arthur Davidson, "but according to my computer, more guys are riding my invention than yours."
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