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Inter Office Memo

Effective immediately!!!!!!!!!!!!

DRESS CODE
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers & carrying a $600 Gucci Bag we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes and there you do not need a raise. If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore do not need a raise.

SICK DAYS
We will no longer accept a doctor statement as

that sounds like standard co-op practice
and i really wish i was joking:)
but funny none the less:)

PERSONAL DAYS
Each employee will receive 1104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday

I wish I had that many days in a year!!!!!!!!

Sorry, it seems there are typos

I had to type the whole thing in yesterday, guess I was a little more tired then I thought

i wish i had personal days, but schools, and the state, arnt that nice! and i doupt parents would let u anyway

  Where I work we have a free
phy. fittiness program

RUNNING YOUR MOUTH
PUSHING YOUR LUCK
JUMPING TO CONCULSIONS


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Woolworths PLC. in a nutshell
(but funny as hell )