Inter Office Memo
Effective immediately!!!!!!!!!!!!
DRESS CODE
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers & carrying a $600 Gucci Bag we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes and there you do not need a raise. If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore do not need a raise.
SICK DAYS
We will no longer accept a doctor statement as