2nd grader
Posted: Wed May 14, 2003 11:16 pm;D ;D ;D ;D :o ::)
A 2nd-grader asked her mother the age-old question, "How did I get here?"
> >Her mother told her, "God sent you."
> >
> >Did God send you, too?" asked the child.
> >
> >"Yes, Dear," the mother replied.
> >
> >"What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted.
> >
> >"He sent them also," the mother said.
> >
> >"Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child.
> >
> >"Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently.
> >
> >"So, you're telling me, that there has been no sex in this family for 200
> >years! No wonder everyone's so grouchy around here."
A 2nd-grader asked her mother the age-old question, "How did I get here?"
> >Her mother told her, "God sent you."
> >
> >Did God send you, too?" asked the child.
> >
> >"Yes, Dear," the mother replied.
> >
> >"What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted.
> >
> >"He sent them also," the mother said.
> >
> >"Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child.
> >
> >"Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently.
> >
> >"So, you're telling me, that there has been no sex in this family for 200
> >years! No wonder everyone's so grouchy around here."
