Italian Mother

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Italian Mother

Postby Iroquois » Mon May 12, 2003 5:38 pm

You probably need to know (or need to have known) an Italian mother to appreciate the humor in this one....

A young Italian man excitedly tells  his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says,  "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess  which one I'm going to marry."

The mother agrees.

The next  day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits down on  the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, Okay, Ma, guess which  one I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, "The one on the  right."

"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"

The Italian mother replies, "I don't like her."
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Re: Italian Mother

Postby BHOFMX » Mon May 12, 2003 9:11 pm

I think that may apply
to a lot of mothers

BUT It's  :D :D :D :D FUNNY

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Re: Italian Mother

Postby ozzy72 » Wed May 14, 2003 2:58 am

I think BHOFMX hit the nail on the head there. I've had a number of girlfriends over the years, and only two out of all of them has my mother liked, the first one is what lead me to Hungary and the second one she liked is now my wife......

What did I do wrong ???

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