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20 ways to maintain sanity

Postby Deputy » Fri Apr 25, 2003 1:44 am

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

8. Dont use any punctuation marks

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera (or to the classical station on your radio).

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. Dress up like a pilot, go to the airport lounge and get drunk like hell.
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Re: 20 ways to maintain sanity

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Fri Apr 25, 2003 12:13 pm

lol, gonna try that with the coffee ;D
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Re: 20 ways to maintain sanity

Postby BFMF » Fri Apr 25, 2003 2:02 pm

LOL!!! ;D
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Re: 20 ways to maintain sanity

Postby Smoke2much » Sat Apr 26, 2003 2:45 am

Fantastic ideas, I will have to try some of them.

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Re: 20 ways to maintain sanity

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Sat Apr 26, 2003 5:38 am

I like the first one... ;D
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Re: 20 ways to maintain sanity

Postby Polynomial » Mon May 05, 2003 2:44 am

excellent
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Re: 20 ways to maintain sanity

Postby BMan1113VR » Mon May 05, 2003 11:37 pm

the first and last are really good, the rest are pretty funny too
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Re: 20 ways to maintain sanity

Postby BFMF » Tue May 06, 2003 12:52 am

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".


Couldn't you specify 'for here'??? ::) ;D
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