All men are equal !!!!!!

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All men are equal !!!!!!

Postby terbert » Tue Apr 29, 2003 12:50 pm

Two white chaps and a black chap in prison. "What are you in for" says one white chap to the other. " Well, originally I got done for armed robbery, and got eight years, but my solicitor got the charges dropped on appeal, to robbery, and I am only doing a year now. What are you in for."
" I got done for murder, and got ten years, but I had a bloody good brief, and he done a deal and got it reduced to manslaughter and I got five years."
"How long are you in for" they asked the black chap.
"Fifteen years" he said. "What did you do" they asked.
"I didn't have any lights on my bike" he said. "Mind you, it could have been worse. If it had been at night, I would have got life!!!
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Re: All men are equal !!!!!!

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Tue Apr 29, 2003 2:50 pm

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If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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