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This is a preview of the up and coming The Wife Simulator - A Lifetime Of Nagging.

Ha ha...I hear thats the upgrade from The Girlfriend Simulator - Nagging in Training

You are so right there Cherokee_6.  ;D

I think I'll stick to the freeware version: Part Time Add On Girlfriend. I hear that both of those others came with a glitch. They forgot to program a function for the "Escape Key".  ;D

[quote] .....They forgot to program a function for the "Escape Key".

Damn! She's a lot better looking than my girlfr...errr.........sorry dear!....... *SWAT*......Ouch!....

Nope Fozzer... No problems (yet), unless everyone's wife see's this... Then I am doomed!!

Damn! She's a lot better looking than my girlfr...errr.........sorry dear!....... *SWAT*......Ouch!....

Hey John, did your version of 'Part Time Add On Girlfriend' crash\bomb out on you

By the way... If you click on "DIVORCE", she automatically gets everything you own. If you "CONTINUE", then you must find ways to get her to DIVORCE you... But she still gets everything you own! Hmmm... maybe this is why a Wife Simulator was never created, because no matter what you do, right or wrong... you still get screwed (and not in the manner some of you maybe thinking)!!!

Why did I have the feeling that you were going to build the "Wife Simulator"?  When my "real life" wife stops reading the instructions to me, then I will consider it.  lol  Not bad at all
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Hey John, did your version of 'Part Time Add On Girlfriend' crash\bomb out on you

I think it was me that crashed...
Messy around here....bits of me all over the carpet!!

I got version 1...deleted it only after it produced a small program called  Loomex M Child v.1. I cant delete that one and I have to upgrade it every month at $250. I got wife simulator v.2 and had to delete it after I found out it was sharing files with a  program called Boyfriend v.1 using a trojan bug. I got wife sim v.3 back in 1998 and still have it. It has produce two child programs Loomex M Child v.2 and Loomex F Child V.1

Just wait for the Ex-wife simulator, guarateed misery until the kids turn 18, there is only one button "Don't call the D.A., the child support is in the mail, really!"

I get an XP crash when I try to exit the program, something to do with the emptywallet.dll, anyone else have this problem? LOL




Great post!

I get an XP crash when I try to exit the program, something to do with the emptywallet.dll, anyone else have this problem? LOL

Great post!

I believe Norton are currently updating their virus definitions to cope with the newly discovered "IcanEmptyYourWalletFasterThanAnyBloodyGirlfriendYouMightHookUpWith-YourEx" virus currently travelling the real world faster than the internet.

Sadly, the prescence of emptywallet.dll means you've already had you hard(BankAccount) drive wiped.