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Postby BE58D » Mon Apr 21, 2003 3:43 pm

This is a preview of the up and coming The Wife Simulator - A Lifetime Of Nagging.
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Re: The Wife Simulator Preview

Postby Cherokee_6 » Mon Apr 21, 2003 4:09 pm

Ha ha...I hear thats the upgrade from The Girlfriend Simulator - Nagging in Training
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Re: The Wife Simulator Preview

Postby BE58D » Mon Apr 21, 2003 4:23 pm

You are so right there Cherokee_6.  ;D
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Re: The Wife Simulator Preview

Postby MattNW » Mon Apr 21, 2003 4:53 pm

I think I'll stick to the freeware version: Part Time Add On Girlfriend. I hear that both of those others came with a glitch. They forgot to program a function for the "Escape Key".  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Wife Simulator Preview

Postby Fozzer » Mon Apr 21, 2003 5:04 pm

[quote] .....They forgot to program a function for the "Escape Key".
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Re: The Wife Simulator Preview

Postby FSTipster » Mon Apr 21, 2003 5:14 pm

Damn! She's a lot better looking than my girlfr...errr.........sorry dear!....... *SWAT*......Ouch!....

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Re: The Wife Simulator Preview

Postby BE58D » Mon Apr 21, 2003 5:39 pm

Nope Fozzer... No problems (yet), unless everyone's wife see's this... Then I am doomed!!

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Re: The Wife Simulator Preview

Postby BFMF » Mon Apr 21, 2003 5:43 pm

Damn! She's a lot better looking than my girlfr...errr.........sorry dear!....... *SWAT*......Ouch!....


Hey John, did your version of 'Part Time Add On Girlfriend' crash\bomb out on you ??? ;D
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Re: The Wife Simulator Preview

Postby BE58D » Mon Apr 21, 2003 5:57 pm

By the way... If you click on "DIVORCE", she automatically gets everything you own. If you "CONTINUE", then you must find ways to get her to DIVORCE you... But she still gets everything you own! Hmmm... maybe this is why a Wife Simulator was never created, because no matter what you do, right or wrong... you still get screwed (and not in the manner some of you maybe thinking)!!!
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Re: The Wife Simulator Preview

Postby Splash » Mon Apr 21, 2003 6:47 pm

;DWhy did I have the feeling that you were going to build the "Wife Simulator"?  When my "real life" wife stops reading the instructions to me, then I will consider it.  lol  Not bad at all ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Wife Simulator Preview

Postby FSTipster » Mon Apr 21, 2003 6:57 pm


Hey John, did your version of 'Part Time Add On Girlfriend' crash\bomb out on you ??? ;D


I think it was me that crashed... ;D
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Re: The Wife Simulator Preview

Postby loomex » Mon Apr 21, 2003 7:15 pm

I got version 1...deleted it only after it produced a small program called  Loomex M Child v.1. I cant delete that one and I have to upgrade it every month at $250. I got wife simulator v.2 and had to delete it after I found out it was sharing files with a  program called Boyfriend v.1 using a trojan bug. I got wife sim v.3 back in 1998 and still have it. It has produce two child programs Loomex M Child v.2 and Loomex F Child V.1
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Re: The Wife Simulator Preview

Postby lost sailor » Mon Apr 21, 2003 7:43 pm

Just wait for the Ex-wife simulator, guarateed misery until the kids turn 18, there is only one button "Don't call the D.A., the child support is in the mail, really!"
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Re: The Wife Simulator Preview

Postby Mikel » Mon Apr 21, 2003 9:36 pm

I get an XP crash when I try to exit the program, something to do with the emptywallet.dll, anyone else have this problem? LOL ;D




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Re: The Wife Simulator Preview

Postby FSTipster » Mon Apr 21, 2003 9:49 pm

I get an XP crash when I try to exit the program, something to do with the emptywallet.dll, anyone else have this problem? LOL ;D

Great post!


I believe Norton are currently updating their virus definitions to cope with the newly discovered "IcanEmptyYourWalletFasterThanAnyBloodyGirlfriendYouMightHookUpWith-YourEx" virus currently travelling the real world faster than the internet.

Sadly, the prescence of emptywallet.dll means you've already had you hard(BankAccount) drive wiped. :P ;D
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