its an old one........

[Rifleman]

A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof.  So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers."  He calls the number, and the gorilla remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.

"What are you going to do?" asks the homeowner.

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat.  When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.

The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."  He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.

"If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!"

[ozzy72]

Groan groan

[Smoke2much]

That's good.  I like it.

Will

[Tequila Sunrise]

lol

[BFMF]

I don't get it. Why would he want to shoot the dog if the owner gets knocked off the roof???

[Deputy]

I don't get it. Why would he want to shoot the dog if the owner gets knocked off the roof???

Nutsack. . .  Pitbull mouth. . . . Nuff said

[BFMF]

whatever

[Deputy]

the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.

That help?

[BFMF]

But if the gorilla knocks the dog owner off the roof, why shoot the dog. I don't get that

[LY-BAG]

Because the dog is trained to grab testicals and not let go, if the gorila fals from the roof he grabs his if an elephant falls of the roof he grabs his and if the man falls of the roof he will grab his, so you got to shoot the dog.

[ChuckMajik]

It's all about male pride Andrew.

[Whitey]

Could be sore if a big, child-eating dog bit your scrotum and testicles, then refused to let go, Andrew.

[John Noppe]

LOL

And yea, All about Men pride