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A lesson in life

PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 3:27 am
by ozzy72
I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable.
One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations.
So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once.
What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house.
Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said,

Re: A lesson in life

PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 9:57 am
by Oso
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

That one earned a 5 smilie rating. Had me going. Thought you put it in the wrong forum. Was looking forward to telling you to move it.  ;D

Re: A lesson in life

PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 11:04 am
by Mr. Bones
the same happened to me once...nice story!  ;D  ;)

Re: A lesson in life

PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 11:58 am
by Fly2e
That was funny Mark, I just passed it on to my wife!!!

Have you looked at your MOAB thread recently???
LOL Dave

Re: A lesson in life

PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 4:26 pm
by Tequila Sunrise
LOL ;D

Re: A lesson in life

PostPosted: Fri Apr 18, 2003 12:40 am
by BFMF
oh boy ::)

;D