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Postby russ » Sat Apr 05, 2003 7:45 pm

Three blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were. The first blonde said, "I think they
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Re: blond jokes

Postby airvanuatu » Sat Apr 05, 2003 9:57 pm

nice :D
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Re: blond jokes

Postby Squeek » Tue Apr 08, 2003 4:50 pm

not bad. i have a cousein that is blond. i will have tos end them to him
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Re: blond jokes

Postby GreG » Wed Apr 09, 2003 3:38 pm

I've got another one for you guys:

I blonde's mother dies one night, but she still goes to work the next day.  She's really sobbing at work when her boss asks her if she wants to go home, she says, no thanks, I have to keep busy.  An hour later the boss comes by and sees that she's even worse and more distraught, he then asks her why she had gotten worse.  She says, I've just found out that my sister's mom died as well!

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Re: blond jokes

Postby airvanuatu » Sun Apr 13, 2003 4:58 am

haha ::)
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Re: blond jokes

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Sun Apr 13, 2003 6:31 am

I got one:
Why aren't blonds allowed coffee breaks?

Because they take to long to retrain.
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Re: blond jokes

Postby GreG » Wed Apr 16, 2003 2:01 pm

;D ;D
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