Stewardess???

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Stewardess???

Postby Oso » Wed Apr 09, 2003 8:57 pm

The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself.  He came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing this big, scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a woman hadn't moved a muscle. Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines.  I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a princess.  I take orders from no one". The flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a queen, so I outrank you.  Put the tray up, b**ch!"
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Re: Stewardess???

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:27 am

Oh no, I haven't heard that in a looooong time!

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Re: Stewardess???

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Thu Apr 10, 2003 10:58 am

LOL
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Re: Stewardess???

Postby BFMF » Thu Apr 10, 2003 12:00 pm

lol
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Re: Stewardess???

Postby airvanuatu » Sun Apr 13, 2003 4:44 am

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Re: Stewardess???

Postby Deputy » Sun Apr 13, 2003 8:51 am

Hmmmmm. . . That is funny. Which is worse, the queen part? Or the "bitch" part
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