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no title (rated PG. . .13)

Postby BMan1113VR » Sun Apr 06, 2003 6:01 pm

my 15 year old brother sent me this joke............kid's these days ::) .....

A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath.

One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the
monitor when she touched her. They went to her husband and explained what happened,
telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring
her out of the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for
privacy. The hubby finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the
woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. The
husband was standing there,

pulling up his pants, and said, "I think she choked."
Sincerely,
Me

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Re: no title (rated PG. . .13)

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Apr 07, 2003 1:39 am

Nasty, but mildly amusing!

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Postby Squeek » Mon Apr 07, 2003 5:14 pm

ok that is a new one :( sounds like something umm.. whats his name would tell on the bus
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Postby Threadkiller » Mon Apr 07, 2003 7:49 pm

LMAO!!!! ;D soo good and cruel!!!!!! lol
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