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Tommy Cooperisms..........to brighten up the day.

1. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..."

2. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only

lol, good ones.
I think Tommy Cooper was on the Just For Laughs Comedy fest in Montreal a while ago.

Who is Tommy Cooper?

The late Tommy Cooper was a famous English comedian who died in 1984 at the end of a performance of the Royal Variety Show, as he walked off stage he suffered a heart attack. People thought it was part of the show until his body was dragged off.
He was a great comic, and upset a lot of magicians, by revealing their tricks in a somewhat crass but brilliant manner.

Ozzy

Good ones.

The late Tommy Cooper was a famous English comedian who died in 1984 at the end of a performance of the Royal Variety Show, as he walked off stage he suffered a heart attack. People thought it was part of the show until his body was dragged off.
He was a great comic, and upset a lot of magicians, by revealing their tricks in a somewhat crass but brilliant manner.

Ozzy

Wow...! I can't believe Tommy died so long ago. How time flies.

love the Irish one

This is my favourite.  :D

This fella is on safari in Africa when he comes across an elephant lying on the ground, in distress.
He investigates and finds a thorn in its foot. He removes it, and the elephant trots merrily away.
Twenty years on, the man is standing in the street in London watching a circus procession pass by.
When the elephant gets level with him, it stops, looks straight at him, reaches out with its trunk, lifts him bodily into the air, smashes him on the ground and jumps on him.
It was a different elephant.