I just got it via E-mail I have no idea how true this info. really is:
Support: Hello, how may I help you?
client: I have a problem with word
support: what problem?
client: well I was typing in my computer, and suddenly, all the words ran away!
support: ran away?
client: disappeared....
support: So how does your screen look now?
client: nothing
suppport: nothing?
client: it's empty, it doesn't receive anything I type in!
support: are you still in word?
client: how can I tell?
support: can you move your cursor on the screen?
client: there is no cursor, I told you, it doesn't receive anything I type!
support: is your monitor on?
client: what's a monitor?
support: that thing that looks like a TV screen.... can you see a green little light on it?
client:I don't know....
support: well, then look at the back of the monitor and tell me where does the electrical cord lead?
client: yes I think I see it!
support: tell me.... is it connected to the wall?
client: yes it's connected
support: when you looked at the back of the monitor, have you seen two cords connected to it?
client: no
support: well, there should be two of them. I need you to look in there and find the other cord....
client: OK I got it!
support: OK now follow it and make sure it is well pluged to the back of your computer.
client: I can't do that....
support: Even if you bend on your knees?
client: it's no that I can't reach it, I simply can't see....It's dark in here.
support: so turn on the light.
client: I can't
supprot: you can't?
client: the power is off in the entire street.
support: oh! I see the problem... Here is what you do.... disconnect your computer and return it to the store.
client: WOW is it that bad?
support: I am afraid so....
client: well what should I tell them?
supprt: that you are too dumm to own a computer!
Liran Bar, Israel
