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Top Ten Signs You Have a Bad Airline Pilot

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2003 2:51 am
by Deputy
10. You overhear him say on the intercom "Hey, Pedro, What's this gizmo do?"

9. For the past two hours, you've been going straight up

8. He says, "We're cruising at an altitude of 40 feet"

7. Co-pilot is sitting on his lap

6. When you take off he yells, "Weeeeeeeeee!"

5. At some point he announces, "Screw Chicago, Let's go find that Mars observer!"

4. He's wearing a Domino's Pizza uniform

3. Over P.A. you hear, "Heh, heh, heh, this plane sucks, heh, heh, heh"

2. As you get on the plane you recognize the pilot as the same guy who drove your cab to the airport

1. Keeps referring to the control tower as "Mommy"

Re: Top Ten Signs You Have a Bad Airline Pilot

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2003 3:48 am
by BFMF
8. He says, "We're cruising at an altitude of 40 feet"


No, that's just a sign that Mark is the pilot in command ;D ;)

Re: Top Ten Signs You Have a Bad Airline Pilot

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2003 12:43 pm
by Deputy

No, that's just a sign that Mark is the pilot in command ;D ;)



Indeed. Sorry Mark, I have to agree on this with him.

-Brad  ;D ;D  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Re: Top Ten Signs You Have a Bad Airline Pilot

PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2003 4:46 am
by ozzy72
40 feet, more like 40 millimeters and looking at the ground above my head thank you very much ;D

Mark :P

Re: Top Ten Signs You Have a Bad Airline Pilot

PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2003 2:24 pm
by Squeek
if it is 40 feet and supersonic u know who it is (ME!!!)