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The French

PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2003 3:05 am
by ozzy72
This joke is for all my American friends.
What is the difference between a loaf of bread and the French?
You can make soldiers out of bread!

Re: The French

PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2003 11:53 am
by Oso
Thanks Ozzy. Funny. I have some really good ones, but will refrain in the interest of International Relations.  ;)

Re: The French

PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2003 2:36 pm
by Tequila Sunrise
LOL

Re: The French

PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 8:08 pm
by jedster1
LoL!! good one! here's another.....

NEWS BULLETIN
  France announced today that it plans to ban fireworks at Euro
  Disney, following last night's display that caused soldiers at a
  nearby French army garrison to surrender.

Re: The French

PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 8:11 pm
by Squeek
LAMO!!!!

Re: The French

PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 8:23 pm
by Iroquois
This was on a late night talk show

"The last time France wanted more proof, a German flag went up in Paris."  ;D

Re: The French

PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2003 1:49 am
by SilverFox441
I've posted this before but it bears repeating...

You know why French roads all have trees alongside them?

German soldiers prefer to march in the shade.  :D