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The French

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Mar 14, 2003 3:05 am

This joke is for all my American friends.
What is the difference between a loaf of bread and the French?
You can make soldiers out of bread!
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Re: The French

Postby Oso » Fri Mar 14, 2003 11:53 am

Thanks Ozzy. Funny. I have some really good ones, but will refrain in the interest of International Relations.  ;)
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Re: The French

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Sun Mar 16, 2003 2:36 pm

LOL
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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Re: The French

Postby jedster1 » Wed Mar 19, 2003 8:08 pm

LoL!! good one! here's another.....

NEWS BULLETIN
  France announced today that it plans to ban fireworks at Euro
  Disney, following last night's display that caused soldiers at a
  nearby French army garrison to surrender.
fly inverted......... the view is better!!.......... jed
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Re: The French

Postby Squeek » Wed Mar 19, 2003 8:11 pm

LAMO!!!!
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Re: The French

Postby Iroquois » Wed Mar 19, 2003 8:23 pm

This was on a late night talk show

"The last time France wanted more proof, a German flag went up in Paris."  ;D
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Re: The French

Postby SilverFox441 » Thu Mar 20, 2003 1:49 am

I've posted this before but it bears repeating...

You know why French roads all have trees alongside them?

German soldiers prefer to march in the shade.  :D
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