Top Ten Ways to Annoy an I.R.S. Agent
Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2003 3:04 am10. Instead of I.R.S., pronounce it "IRS"
9. Whenever he starts using his calculator, start yelling out a bunch of numbers.
8. Tape all your receipts up into a giant ball and then whip it at his head.
7. Pour a jar of honey of your W-2, let a bear loose in his office.
6. Be Leona Helmsley.
5. Tell him: "You know who makes a lot of money? That Oprah."
4. Keep saying, "1040, good buddy!"
3. Whenever he disallows a deduction, say "Oh, Mr. Gotti isn't going to like that..."
2. List his wife under "entertainment expenses."
1. Keep yelling "Hey, audit this!"
9. Whenever he starts using his calculator, start yelling out a bunch of numbers.
8. Tape all your receipts up into a giant ball and then whip it at his head.
7. Pour a jar of honey of your W-2, let a bear loose in his office.
6. Be Leona Helmsley.
5. Tell him: "You know who makes a lot of money? That Oprah."
4. Keep saying, "1040, good buddy!"
3. Whenever he disallows a deduction, say "Oh, Mr. Gotti isn't going to like that..."
2. List his wife under "entertainment expenses."
1. Keep yelling "Hey, audit this!"